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FOXNews.com: Rep. Stark Mocks Border Security Advocates: Who Are You Going to Kill Today?

IN CASE YOU HAVEN'T HEARD:

"I thought when we elected a black president, we were going to get a black president. You know, this [BP oil spill] is where I want a real black president. I want him in a meeting with the BP CEOs, you know, where he lifts up his shirt where you can see the gun in his pants. That's -- (in black man voice) we've got a 'motherfu**ing problem here?' Shoot somebody in the foot." - Bill Maher - more of "The Left Just Can't Leave Race Alone" drama (courtesy of current.com) 05/29/2010

YouTube : Arizona Sing-A-Long - Read Immigration Law

By Ballew, on May 23rd, 2010 | 4:47 pm

People need to READ THE LAW before they lie about how “unconstitutional” it is. THey also need to realize that the Constitution (Article 4, Section 4) gives authorization to enforce the borders. Mr. Obama needs to do his job and secure the border, it’s that simple.

via YouTube – Arizona Sing-A-Long – Read Immigration Law.

Was It The AZ Immigration Law That Holder Hasn’t Read? Or The Constitution?

By The OttO Show, on May 14th, 2010 | 11:49 pm

Here is an excerpt from a Washington Times article pointing out that Holder was bashing a law he hasn’t…read!? This excerpt has been modified. Imagine…

Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr., who has been critical of [the United States Constitution], said Thursday he hasn’t yet read the [constitution] and is going by what he’s read in newspapers or seen on television.

Mr. Holder is conducting a review of the [constitution], at President Obama’s request, to see if the federal government should challenge it in court. He said he expects he will read the [constitution] by the time his staff briefs him on their conclusions.

Maybe he could combine legal challenges against Arizona with the KSM trial and truly embarrass himself. By the time he’s done it will be determined that KSM will not have to provide his identification and he’ll be released with an apology…

Top 10 Democrat Party Slogans

By The OttO Show, on May 13th, 2010 | 10:04 pm

Courtesy of Duane Lester/All American Blogger (via Facebook):

via top_10_democrat_slogans.jpg (JPEG Image, 500×467 pixels).

Debunking The Theory Supreme Court Nominee Kagan is Mike Meyers In Drag. Kagan is Really Kevin James in Drag

By Ballew, on May 12th, 2010 | 9:02 pm

Elina Kagan "Centrist" Supreme Court Nominee and Queen Of Queens.

King of Queens Kevin James

The Onion: One Year Into The Stimulus Plan

By The OttO Show, on February 27th, 2010 | 12:56 pm

It’s been one year since the launch of the $787 billion federal stimulus package.

How has the money helped Americans?

* $7: Snow removal for District of Columbia

* $26,040,269: Got every Pittsburgh-area resident a one-year subscription to Sports Illustrated

* $390 million: High-speed bullet train service between Moline, IL and East Moline, IL

* $787 billion: Successfully launched the Sarah Palin 2012 presidential campaign

More at: One Year Into The Stimulus Plan | The Onion – America’s Finest News Source.

Dave Barry’s Year in Review

By The OttO Show, on December 29th, 2009 | 10:49 pm

[Must read - this is hilarious! Barry at his best. Long but worth it - OttO]

It was a year of Hope—at first in the sense of, “I feel hopeful!” and later in the sense of “I hope this year ends soon!”

It was also a year of Change, especially in Washington, where the tired old hacks of yesteryear finally yielded the reins of power to a group of fresh, young, idealistic, new-idea outsiders such as Nancy Pelosi. As a result Washington, rejecting “business as usual,” finally stopped trying to solve every problem by throwing billions of taxpayer dollars at it and instead started trying to solve every problem by throwing “trillions” of taxpayer dollars at it.

It was a year that saw plenty of bad news. But in almost every instance, there was offsetting good news:

via Dave Barry’s Year in Review :: Lifestyles :: Post-Tribune.

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YouTube : Arizona Sing-A-Long - Read Immigration Law

Was It The AZ Immigration Law That Holder Hasn’t Read? Or The Constitution?

Top 10 Democrat Party Slogans

Debunking The Theory Supreme Court Nominee Kagan is Mike Meyers In Drag. Kagan is Really Kevin James in Drag

The Onion: One Year Into The Stimulus Plan

Dave Barry’s Year in Review

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